Steve Turner
Former Editor, 5.0 Mustang & Super Fords
April 8, 2014

Send those creative entries to December Caption Contest, 5.0 Mustang & Super Fords, 9036 Brittany Way, Tampa, FL 33619 or email to finish.line@sorc.com, and don't forget—no street address, no sticker. Also, unless you're quick to the post office, email is the way to go: Deadlines don't wait for snail mail.


If you are a regular reader of this fine tome, it would be easy to say that Editor Turner is a bad influence. If you know him, you know he's put many people down the wrong path.

Of course, that's a matter of perspective. It seems, however, that hanging around the dyno cell at VMP Tuning might have had an impact on proprietors Justin and Rebecca Starkey's son Holden. Seriously, not only is Holdie rocking a righteous ponytail, but he clearly has great taste in reading material. We are sad to report that Holden requested a haircut shortly after this shot was taken, so apparently Editor Turner's bad influence was only temporary. Either way, we're sure you can come up with a fun caption for this shot.


From February

Caption Contest Winners

"891 hp?! Where's he hiding the second engine?"
Steve Morris
Monroe Township, NJ

"Dude, hold my hand—it's scary down here."
J.R. Granatelli
Oxnard, CA

"Got room for one more under there?"
Craig DeVries
Stanhope, NJ

"How many guys does it take to find the drain plug for the blinker fluid?"
David Castro
San Diego, CA

"Really guys, there's no power adder under there!"
Edward Pope Jr.
Dalzell, SC