Michael Johnson
Associate Editor, 5.0 Mustangs & Super Fords
December 3, 2010

In 2003, Kelly Sparks had just gone through a bad divorce. (Are any of them good?) She needed something to help get her mind right. She knew relatively little about cars, but Kelly soon discovered what many of us already know-the joy of Mustang ownership can make life's ills a lot better with just the turn of the key.

We've all had a bad day, only to make it disappear in a cloud of tire smoke. To many of us, owning a Mustang is therapeutic, helping us to make it through another day without ending up on the evening news.

"It was just the medicine I needed," Kelly says of her '03 Mach 1. She bought it new, and as mentioned, didn't know a lot about cars. Driving the car helped Kelly regain her identity, and after a brief time, back to a point in her life where she was ready to date again.

This time around she had two criteria that were important to her. First, the guy had to be taller than her at 5-foot, 10 inches. No word on if Kelly carried around a height-requirement sign, but it was a key factor. Second, he had to know more about cars than she did. "That was a tougher bill than I imagined," Kelly says. However, Kelly says she hit the jackpot when she placed a call to Joe Charles at Parkway Ford to get parts and advice for her Mach 1. Joe already owned a Mach 1 and knew the best upgrades to meet Kelly's need for speed.

One of Kelly's first wishes for the Mach was a gear swap, but she needed a shop to install the gears as well. A big proponent of MV Performance in Statham, Georgia, Joe recommended MV for the gear swap, so Kelly took her Mach to MV and Shane "Biggie Me" Cannon.

Up till this time, Joe and Kelly had never met, and since Joe and Shane are good friends, word got back to Joe that he needed to meet Kelly face to face. It just so happened that Kelly had ordered a K&N cold air kit from Joe, but with the kits being a group purchase, Kelly was on a waiting list. After hearing from Shane, Kelly's name moved way up the list to expedite a potential meeting.

With both Joe and Kelly seeming too impatient to wait for the cold-air kit shipment, she made the 60-mile drive to Parkway Ford to pick it up in person. "Of course, it wasn't that I was just curious what this guy looked like that I had been talking to on the phone," Kelly says. Kelly went to Parkway to pick up the cold-air kit and met Joe. They went out that weekend to a Mach 1 show; six years later they are happily married.

During that time, Kelly says the Mach has taken her on many road trips across the eastern half of the country, been responsible for her fair share of driving "awards" from authorities (two in one day is her record), scared her to death with a few near misses, and taken her to highs no drug could provide. "When I'm down, all I have to do is hop in and take her for a drive, and the day is suddenly better," Kelly adds.

Meanwhile, Joe's own Mach has earned the name Bigfoot because it's often mentioned in conversation but no one ever sees it. Since meeting Kelly, Joe's Mach has been a staple in Gene Wilson's place. Joe says it's almost ready for the street-please, we've all used those exact words, Joe-but he's fine with it since he gets to beat on Kelly's Mach whenever he wants.

And he's done exactly that, oftentimes with disastrous results. "For a while there, it seemed like every time I took her car to the track I broke it," Joe says. The first components to go bye-bye were a set of 4.10s, the stock Traction-Lok, and one axle. "Six-thousand-rpm launches tend to break factory parts," Joe says.